Welcome to

The Wonderful

World of Feelings !!!

by Armand DiMele

Our latest attraction created for the incredibly exciting journey through Inner Space

Step right up and travel with us through the core of your being.

Travel at your own risk.

Keep small children away from the edges.

All similarities to living creatures is purely coincidental.

The management takes no responsibility whatsoever for anything, ever.

On your left, through the dark corridor you will find two of our most popular rides, Longing and Anguish, known for their endless depths and incomparable feeling of having a reason for not doing anything positive with your life.

Next is a ride that has been with us from our first day. We call it The Same. It has footsteps on the floor that you can easily follow. Many people come to our park only for The SAME. It has not changed - one iota in 20 years. Every day you ride the SAME, it’s exactly like the time before. It’s our safest ride. No extremes, no surprises.

Over there in the park, you can enter Possibility.

This ride can take you to places that you may have read about in magazines or seen in movies. It is lined with unmarked doors.

And it is never attended by lovers of The SAME.

Take the elevator down to the bottom floor and walk through that muddy area called Love. At first it looks familiar, like two other rides, Friendship and Sex but you know you're in Love when you realize that there's nothing to hold on to. There is no safety net here because it makes the trip more exciting.

If you want a real rush, try the Anger tram. For just one ticket, you can ride forever, as many do.

Further on you can take the GUILT and DEPRESSION trip. They certainly keep you occupied with nothing to do.

On the other hand, if you are bored with the Guilt or the Depression trip, you can exchange your ticket for the Anger Tram `just to get off the treadmill.

And, if you feel a slight chill and want a quick warming, head over for Jealousy. It's a great temperature riser. Envy is also available within a few steps of Jealousy.

For an interesting kiddy-ride, try Greed

or Lust, guaranteed to keep you entertained for a while, occupying every thought.

All of these rides are great and when you've completed the bunch there's a little surprise waiting for you at the Exit . Everybody goes through the Exit at one time or another. Some take the trip often, others wait until the last moment, just as the park is closing. Either way the Exit is our best event .

Lastly we are sorry to announce that our new attraction, Compassion, is closed for renovation. Seems that many folks wanted to be the object of Compassion but very few volunteered to be the subject.

But we’re redesigning now and expect to complete it before the turn of the century.

Following your Exit, you may choose to remain exited. Most however choose to exert Great Effort and Remain Involved.

Remaining Involved is a cruise which persists indefinitely. You will find this journey to be effortless (though somewhat tiring) especially if you have mastered our kiddy rides, Momentum, Inertia, Must, Have To, and Should.

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